A friend of mine drives a little red older-model van and on her bumper is a faded bumper sticker that reads:
Proud parent of a
There once was an an ending to the bumper sticker, but due to time and weather, the last word or words faded away and it was left blank. I laugh everytime I see her bumper sticker and try to imagine what it might have said when it was first placed on her red van many owners ago.
Perhaps it was “proud parent of an honor student”
“proud parent of a soccer player”
“proud parent of a child.”
I love bumper stickers and so I have been on the lookout recently for some of the best. Below, in no particular order, are some of my favorite ones I’ve recently come across during our summer vacation –
Enjoy this day, compliments of God.
Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet Him.
Driver carries no cash – he’s married.
I’m only speeding because I really have to poop.
CAUTION! God is at work! Person in progress!
Forbidden fruits cause many jams!
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Things haven’t been the same since they changed.
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
Even Darwin KNOWS God created the earth (now)!
Your mom was pro-life.
This vehicle is protected by an anti-theft sticker.
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